Worst Wedding Cakes

#14 Juvenile Cake

 
While we're sure the best intentions went into this cake, the end result looks like someone let a crazed 5 year old into the kitchen.
 

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15: Carmen Miranda Wedding Cake
Wait, shouldn't a wedding cake have actual "cake?" While this monstrosity may be healthy, it's just a big no for a wedding.
14: Juvenile Cake
While we're sure the best intentions went into this cake, the end result looks like someone let a crazed 5 year old into the kitchen.
13: Super Mario Wedding Cake
Ok, we love old school Nintendo games as much as the next person, but on a cake? A wedding cake? Gotta wonder!
12: Odd Tree Cake
Are those owls? Chipmunks? Whatever the furry critters may be, it doesn't hide the fact that this is one weird cake.
11: Lovely Sentiments Wedding Cake
While we appreciate the sentiment and the hard work that went into this cake, it doesn't change the fact that it's really quite ugly.
10: Groom Running Off Wedding Cake
We can't say we blame him, that is really an ugly cake -- who picked that shade of green?
9: Golf Widow Wedding Cake
Unless you're marrying a pro golfer, this cake is just wrong in so many different ways.
8: Camo Wedding Cake
While this cake is actually quite beautiful and creative in its design, it's questionable as to whether it's really appropriate for a wedding cake. Let's hope the bride loves to hunt!
7: Until Death Do Us Part
Wow, this one is actually really scary! Makes you wonder about how seriously the couple is going to take that vow!
6: Zombie Wedding Cake
Should a wedding cake really say "Braaaaiiiinnnns?" No, we didn't think it should either. Halloween wedding or not, this is just bad.
5: Alien Wedding Cake
This cake is so hideous, we can't imagine anyone actually wanting to eat it, let alone look at it!
4: I Love Shopping Wedding Cake
Seriously? Who would want this for their wedding cake? Unless of course Neiman Marcus sponsored the entire event, it's just really poor taste.
3: Love of Money Wedding Cake
We're not even sure what the statement this cake is supposed to make? The wedding/reception cost a lot? The bride and groom are so rich they eat money? Whatever it is, it sure is tacky!
2: James Bond Wedding Cake
Who on earth would want a James Bond themed wedding cake, complete with a plain crash? While the design is actually well done, the theme is just so wrong.
1: Sushi Wedding Cake
This is truly the absolute worst wedding cake, we've ever seen. Raw fish instead of sweet and moist cake? Yuck!