Worst Facial Hair

#15 Nightwish

 
Metal band, Nightwish, has a drummer that would make any wizard feel nostalgic! And the hardcore hipsters can be found rockin' this crazy look.
 

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23: Nightwish
Metal band, Nightwish, has a drummer that would make any wizard feel nostalgic! And the hardcore hipsters can be found rockin' this crazy look.
22: Waves
Waves upon waves! This facial hair competition winner look proud of his weird facial locks! We wish our grandpa could try this look too!
21: Rockets
How should a spaceman dress? Helmet. Check. Rocketing sections of beard? Check. Beard space decoration? Check.
20: Ponytail
Once you start putting your facial hair in a ponytail, that is when you've gone tacky. The only person who can even pull off the ponytailed beard is Dumbledore.
19: Half Way
Shaving half of your hair has become an edgy trend. Shaving half of your beard is going too far!
18: A Tail
Want to try a new look? Take inspiration from a fluffy cat. Grow its tail on you chin. At least the rest of his facial hair isn't shaved off. Otherwise his face would look like a naked cat.
17: Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt must have been auditioning for a movie role as Bigfoot because there is no other reason someone as gorgeous as Brad should hide his face with layers upon layers of shaggy hair.
16: Trim
Looking at this suited man, you can see that he takes care of his facial hair. Perfectly trimmed and all. Respect a guy who takes care of his appearance, even when his appearance is questionable.
14: Antonio Garay
Football player, Antonio Garay, must have spent a lot of time perfecting the maze on his face, but he could have saved time by just shaving it all off. The mowed lawn on his head is more than enough of a statement.
8: Tech N9ne
Independent rapper, Tech N9ne, throughout his career, has not shaved off that long, frizzy chunk of hair growing on his chin.
7: Anthony Davis
NBA's Anthony David keeps his face clean of hair, but neglects his eyebrows. When you watch him play, do you get distracted by his uni-brow too?
5: Starburns
In the hilarious show, Community, a supporting character is only known for his sideburns. Nobody knows his real name. Everybody just calls him Starburns.
4: Mutton Chops
Back in the 18th Century, mutton chops were quite in style with the men. Now days they inspire icons of today! Like Wolverine.
2: Adam Lambert
Adam Lambert, the talented American Idol runner-up, tried a new look by growing out a goatee and a perfectly shaped mustache. Too bad this look makes him look like an evil villain from some children's movie.
1: Germans
Germany has a facial hair competition! Basically every crazily-styled-bearded-man shows up, and gets judged (about 100 of them). Actually sounds super fun!