Out There Fried Foods
#15 Deep Fried Butter Stick
I believe this came into existence immediately after Paula Deen sacrificed her first born at the altar of the Old Gods.
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Deep Fried Butter Stick
I believe this came into existence immediately after Paula Deen sacrificed her first born at the altar of the Old Gods.
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Fried Cicadas
It'd be easy to just say, "Asians sure have weird street food,"... See. Super easy.
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Deep Fried Cake Batter
They look like eggs laid by some kind of demon clown. Side note: just being in the same room as fried cake batter automatically disqualifies you for life insurance.
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Deep Fried Chicken Head
On this chicken's deathbed, he asked his close friends around him to promise his remains would be treated with dignity. Poor follow-through on their part.
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Deep Fried Kool-Aid
Perhaps they should put wings on deep fried Kool-Aid so it could replace the bald eagle as the soaring symbol of America.
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Deep Fried Turkey Testicles
Are their testicles that droopy part on the neck? That question isn't rhetorical.
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Deep Fried Beer
They say the Almighty rested on the seventh day. Not completely true. He made a little time to craft Deep Fried Beer.
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Fried Scorpion
Something tells me this delicacy was invented by Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. Nice decorative touch with the two little sea horses on the side, by the way.
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Deep Fried Possum Thighs
Trust us, it's a real thing. Just because we don't have the picture right now to prove it, doesn't mean we're lying. We know it exists. You don't need visual evidence all the time. It's like Bigfoot, or Jesus. You just have to believe in it.
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Fried Tarantula
Fried Tarantula needs to be the name of a terrible band. Immediately. That's an order.
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Fried Cheerios
Is each one fried individually? Either way, once they are finished naturally you have to combine it with our next guest in the gallery...
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Deep Fried Milk
Now we're just a deep fried grapefruit and a deep fried glass of orange juice away from a complete balanced early death.
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Deep Fried Whale
Should otherwise be known as Ahab's Revenge. Quick disclaimer: no dolphins were hurt in the murder of this whale.
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Fried Whole Frog
All they need are little top hats and canes and we have ourselves a snazzy little trio.
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Deep Fried Starfish
It's been said that after eating a starfish you're suddenly able to cut off your limbs and they'll grow back by themselves. But before you go ahead and test that statement, our lawyers have a waver for you to sign.
