Maddest Etsy Items
#15 A Mark for an Awkward Girl
I present to you...doll...arms...earings!? That is correct-whenever you want to stun everybody with your new appearance, you can always mutilate your Barbie doll and put them on your ears. You are bad!
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15:
A Mark for an Awkward Girl
I present to you...doll...arms...earings!? That is correct-whenever you want to stun everybody with your new appearance, you can always mutilate your Barbie doll and put them on your ears. You are bad!
14:
Devoted Gamers
A true X-Box fan doesn't just take his PlayStation and X-box in the toilet, in school, next to his pillow at night. No, a true gamer buys a controller soap. You are not a true nerd, until its on your skin.
13:
Insane Pillow
Yes, dear parents, buy your kid one of those and it will never be afraid of its nightmares again. This one here is a practice enough.
12:
To Love Someone to The Guts
Tired of the boring relationship? Are you sick of complaints, and unsatisfying nights? We have the product for you. You don't even have to say a word. Just smile and give her/him this. Then give a thumbs up.
11:
Fake Hunter
You want to be a veteran hunter who have killed many beasts? All you need is a house, Photoshop pictures of yourself with dead beasts...and this on the wall. Point it and say: "That was a tough one." Then sigh.
10:
Bad Box Turns Good
A special present for all of you insane creepy-loving people out there. For all, the rest why not just have a laugh? Take this on a beautiful sunny day and start eating your sandwich on it...while summoning spirits.
9:
A Mad Thing Made of Wool
For those of you who want us to tell them what is the connection between bacon and a jellyfish's tentacles we would like to apologize. For all the others, we would say this is the craziest, most original toy ever.
8:
Perverts' Jewelry Holder
What is interesting is that this is something only women would by. Is it made so that it can inspire them to keep their legs fit? Or to depress them? Anyway, a product well suited for men and women alike.
7:
Portal Earings!
For all the Portal game fans out there! Provided, of course, if there are female fans, at all. But, the important things is that the game's sadistic feeling of humor is inspirational enough to create these. If you don't get it, play the game. Then laugh.
6:
E.T Goes Creepy
Well this is horrendously creepy. I mean, it is all cuddly and fluffy and stuff, but look at those eyes. THOSE EYES. You can probably see less life in some human's eyes than those. They're just staring at you trying to take over your brain...and do crazy things in the kitchen.
5:
Green Shrek-Like Sack
Don't worry, this one doesn't stink as the real Shrek, but on the other hand, as you can see for yourself, except for the horns and the scaly eyebrows, which are cool, that face is simply awesome. You have to unzip the mouth to put your student books and stuff in. How's that?
4:
The Cutest Flatworm Ever
You know, flatworm-that creature, which when disemboweled in half has the ability to grow a second head? Well this wonderful biology lesson has been turned into a soft, tender toy. Enjoy the nice feelings.
3:
Just Dead
"Mrs. Gravedigger, do you take Mr. Kick-the-bucket for your dead husband until the worms get you finished?" This will definitely darken your wedding day. But it's your call.
2:
Get a Mustache
Well, people might happen to see that it is fake, but you might put on one just because you are a drunk. It stays in place quite well, try it out.
1:
The Dissected Frog Masterpiece
This was made in the famous 2009, by the legendary artists of Etsy, who would remain in history as one of the greatest knitters of all times and creators of gag real items. No frogs were hurt in making this.
