The Worst Pickup Lines Ever Created
#15 "Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?"
Even in the winter, this line makes things a bit chilly... and pretty uncomfortable (just like ear muffs!).
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15:
"Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?"
Even in the winter, this line makes things a bit chilly... and pretty uncomfortable (just like ear muffs!).
14:
"You look like a smurf, a hot smurf."
Katy Perry attempted to make The Smurfs seem irressistible, but on the big screen she fell flat, and so does this one-liner.
13:
"Save water. Shower with me."
We could just shower once a day. No, seriously. It's called being environmentally-friendly.
12:
"The doctor said my mono has finally cleared up. Want to make out?"
Chances are, if you were diagnosed with mono in the first place, you probably have other things too...
11:
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock."
Want to know why all the girls like Fred? He doesn't need pickup lines. He has big feet.
10:
"Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away."
Somewhere young teenagers working at Dairy Queen for the summer are either a) writing this one down, or b) shaking while blushing.
8:
"You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala."
Even Koalas everywhere are shaking their heads in disbelief at this smooth pickup line.
7:
"Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?"
Anyone who uses this line must be given the appropriate sign to either "slow down" or "slow their role". Seriously.
6:
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."
We don't know what's worse: the fact this line mentions motel rooms, not hotel rooms or they think puppies actually do like to hang out in motels. Maybe it is all the rage.
5:
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
Let's be honest, the only thing that's gorgeous at a McDonald's is the way their soft serve ice cream looks on the menu.
4:
"Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth."
No one's been named Skippy for decades and this one-liner gets confusing fast as it insinuates a lot of slobbering.
3:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag."
We understand how this one works, but seriously? Even Ray Charles would shake his head at you.
2:
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
In all honesty and fairness, this one pretty much seems like someone just giving up.
1:
"Just call me milk, I'll do your body good."
You have to admit this one's pretty clever as it even ties into being healthy, but no. Flat out no. This one's still a bomb.
