The 15 Best Pickup Lines You've Ever Heard
#15 "Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit."
This one mixes intelligence with humor and sophistication. Three deadly traits that are bound to have her feeling a little tingly.
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"Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit."
This one mixes intelligence with humor and sophistication. Three deadly traits that are bound to have her feeling a little tingly.
14:
"I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with."
It's about a current topic and there's humor in it as it doesn't talk about private parts, fruit or heaven. Just zombies.
13:
"Can I buy you a beer and talk to you for 5 minutes?"
Ladies: this one's for you. Just note, most cool guys have moved past their beer-loving ways. We prefer whiskey. On the rocks.
12:
"I like what you laugh at."
Not only is it a short delivery that's not complicated, but it shows dominance and the fact you may not have cared about it at all before.
11:
"Nice shoes. Want to make your parents proud?"
She may get confused by this a little bit but once she catches on, the first response you'll get is a kind smile followed by a deep sense of intrigue to keep the conversation going.
10:
"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?"
So smooth, no one - not even a 10 out of 10 - will be able to resist it. That's unless they counter with a line of their own that's even smoother.
9:
"I think you're beautiful."
Short, sweet and confident. Longer lines that use more wit and sarcasm do often work but if it's short and direct, there's not a lot of room for it to go wrong.
8:
"I am a loser, but I think you'll like that."
One of the best ways to show humor is to be direct with it. Being goofy puts you next to Mickey Mouse and Homer Simpson and though both have their respective spouses, are either gentlemen?
7:
"Is it wrong to break up with someone by text?"
Though the line seems a bit harsh, showing interest in another's opinion gets them hooked as you're not looking at everyone else that's around them.
6:
"Hello."
In some cases, the best pickup line is no pickup line. A simple hello shows a lot of confidence and interest in the person you're talking to. Once you don't stumble, the rest is history.
5:
"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."
If this doesn't capture her heart, it will definitely make her laugh and feel the need to hang out with you for the rest of the day.
4:
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you."
Not only does the line break the ice, but it starts a conversation that casually leads into flirting with room for humor. And it also makes every other single guy in the room look like they lack confidence.
3:
"If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents."
If we had a nickel for every time we found a line as good as this one, we'd be broke. Seriously.
2:
"Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?"
Flattery can get you far which is why this one works. Most guys are interested in what's on the outside but making note of how you would like know more about a woman's personality is a plus.
1:
"I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is."
The line isn't quite manly but it's human and shows the person of interest that you aren't afraid to admit your feelings in a public forum. Just don't try to say this in the middle of a club with the music being blasted.
