How to Cheat and Not Get Caught
#14 Geography Matters
If you live in a small town don't even think of cheating. The probability that your girlfriend and your new sweetheart know each other is too high. It's better to skip town... and don't go to the nearest one. Travel a little further...
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Have a simple alibi
The simpler your alibi the better it is. No need to make up intricate details or to involve made up characters. This will only hurt your credibility and will attract unwanted attention.
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Geography Matters
If you live in a small town don't even think of cheating. The probability that your girlfriend and your new sweetheart know each other is too high. It's better to skip town... and don't go to the nearest one. Travel a little further...
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Call Often
Call your partner as often as you can. Which do you think is more suspicious? Your love one not answering your phone calls, or you constantly receiving calls from her/him?
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Pay by cash
Always have a good amount of money in your wallet. It's not worth the risk of your partner finding your bank statements that show strange midnight hotel payments.
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Leave No Evidence
Be sure that you have no marks on you that scream CHEATER. No hair, no funny smells, no lipstick and definitely no "injuries"...
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Don't Get Emotional
Don't even think of feeling guilty. Guilt is your enemy. It will get you caught. You are suddenly going to start making expensive gifts and acting strange. Your partner will quickly notice that and will become suspicious. You must be as cold as ice. After all, if you can't handle the guilt, you shouldn't be cheating in the first place.
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Never Bring Your Lover Home
It is the stupidest thing that you can make. You will leave too much evidence. You may successfully fail to get caught only if your partner is an unobservant moron.
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Phone
You should never use your personal or home phone to make your booty calls. Buy a prepaid card and keep to it. But don't forget to hide that card as well...
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Facebook
If you are not an active user of social networks, it is not a good idea to become one now. If you spend too much time in Facebook, chatting with your lover or looking for a random flirt, chances are that pretty soon you will be caught.
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Don't get cocky
If cheaters get caught, it is because of their own stupidity. Don't think that just because you have so far lied your partner successfully, you can continue to do so undetected. Always be on guard.
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Don't show off
You have a beautiful wife/husband, and now you have an even more attractive lover? You feel like you must tell all of your friends... Well... don't. If you don't want to get caught, the best thing you can do is to keep your mouth shut.
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Schedule
Think of a day during the week when you will be regularly "doing" something - work, meetings, whatever you can think of... You will then have a few hours when you can be absolutely certain that you are going to be undisturbed.
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Deny
If you happened to make a mistake, the best strategy for you to follow is denial. Never admit anything. However, you should know that once caught in such a situation, cheating again will be almost impossible.
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Preconditions
If you are in the beginning of a relationship, there are a few tricks that will allow you to easily cheat in the future. You should never give your partner access to your phone and computer. You should also create some distance between the two of you. After all, you don't want her/him to call you every 15 minutes.
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Be Nice
Don't forget to be kind to your partner. Never forget to say "I love you". Always find time for a random hug or a kiss and he/she will never even consider the possibility that you are cheating.
