15 Ways/Excuses To Get Out Of A Date
#15 Depressed Dog
"Hey. I think my dog's depressed because he's moping around worse than usual, so I'm going to cancel so I can spend some more time with him! Sawwy!"
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Depressed Dog
"Hey. I think my dog's depressed because he's moping around worse than usual, so I'm going to cancel so I can spend some more time with him! Sawwy!"
14:
Not Ready
"I'm sorry, but after thinking about it, I don't think I'm ready to jump back into the dating game again. Try again in a few months?"
13:
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
"Hey! My friend got invited to be a contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, so I have to cancel our date because she chose me as her lifeline!"
12:
Alien Abduction
"I know this sounds strange, but I woke up with weird marks on my body this morning and so I'm going to go see a UFO specialist.... because I think I was abducted by aliens!"
11:
Locked Myself Out
"OMG. I can't believe I did this, but I accidentally locked myself out of my own home, and I have to wait for the locksmith to get here!"
10:
In Labor
"Hey, babe! I have to cancel... yeah, my sister is about to go into labor and I need to be by her side, ready to take her to the hospital."
9:
Sick Kids
"Howdy. I'm sorry to report, but my son got hit with the flu and I need to stay home and take care of him!"
8:
Double Booked
"Hi, you! I'm sorry to cancel, but it appears I accidentally double booked. I had promised my best friend I'd spent the evening with her. I'm so sorry!"
7:
I Feel Fat
"I gained some weight this week while celebrating my Auntie's birthday, and I really don't want you to see me like this. Can we please reschedule?"
6:
Diarrhea
"This is so über embarrassing, but I had Taco Bell for lunch and now I have a killer case of the runs that just won't go away!"
5:
Accident
"Hi there! I'm sorry to have to do this, but I have to cancel our date because I had an accident and broke my leg. Yeah, I can't walk, let alone drive to our date. Sorry!"
4:
Called In To Work
"I am so sorry, but I just got called into work. Wow, this is so embarrassing! Can I get a raincheck!?"
3:
Whoops... I'm Gay!
"Hey. I just remembered something... I'm totally gay. So yeah, this date isn't really going to work. Whoopsie Daisy!"
2:
Flat Tire
"Hey, I'm so sorry, but my car got a flat tire and I have to wait here for the tow truck, so I won't be able to make it to our date!"
1:
Someone Died
"Hey... I'm so sorry, but my (mother, father, sister, brother, grandparent, pet, WHATEVER) died and I'm totally in mourning!"
