Deep Thoughts from One Direction
#14 French is Hard
"Liam has just said the word 'lingerie' for the first time....he said (linger-ee)." Yes, speaking French is hard, as we all learned in 7th grade foreign language classes. But you have to give it to him for trying.
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French is Hard
"Liam has just said the word 'lingerie' for the first time....he said (linger-ee)." Yes, speaking French is hard, as we all learned in 7th grade foreign language classes. But you have to give it to him for trying.
14:
Gourmet Fare
"Parmesan crumbed lamb brains....No thank you." Life is all about experimentation. When's the next opportunity for cheese infused brains? Try it while you can.
13:
Mom Told You to Share
"Zayn just violated my flannel." First of all, it's flannel. That should have been kept in the 90's. Second, sharing is one of the first things children are taught. It should be second nature, like ABCs.
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Embrace Your Inner Child
"Flubber was on TV last night. I haven't seen that for years...and yes. It was just as good." It wasn't good the first time around, but we get it. There's something about the movies we grew up with that have a special place in our heart.
11:
Classic Tweet
"not feeling the best! sore all over! under the weather as they say!" Thanks for keeping us posted on every little detail of your life. What kind of response is this meant to elicit?
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What?
"here we go..every irishmans dream ..when they leave college..what do i do..oh we go down under..oz and nz "up all night" tour is back.." We can't tell if this is about someone from Ireland, college, Australia, or Ritalin. Sleep deprivation is a great excuse for stupidity, though.
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Those Pearly White
"not to alarm anyone but i genuinely think i have left my toothbrush in the last place we werr in :?" Thank you, because we were very alarmed. Our guess is that it's at that random girl's place whose name, face, and address you don't remember.
7:
Who's Number Two?
"poooop is all i have to sayy" Well, now we know. Can you imagine how this would have fared even 20 years ago? Downward spiral is an understatement.
6:
Team Jacob
"Taylor Lautner wer was my invite to the gym?" It was probably lost in the mail with ours. Where does that boy work out, anyway?
5:
And Where is the Solvent?
"To the fan that ran on stage, I solute you" Checking messages is always important, as one little letter can mean a whole different thing.
4:
Whats in the Age?
"Strange to think that tomorrow there'll be no children left in One Direction... No longer boys, men." There is no magic switch, boys will probably be boys for a few more years...
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Fans are...
"I'd date a fan as long as she didn't scream in my face." Not sure Niall knows this, but teen girls favorite hobby is screaming...
2:
Although with High Standards
"I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy." Are you sure Niall, just a moment ago you didn't want to have anything to do with these fans...
1:
Genealogy
"Little known fact I'm 1/16 Belgian" I am pretty sure followers have already extorted this info from the internet.
