Urban Dictionary Definitions
#14 Repuberty
This happens to almost every young liberal. Between the ages of 27 and 39, he suddenly discovers a conservative talk show or stumbles on a conservative discussion that gets him thinking like a Republican. Shame!
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Fatimals
These are grossly obese animals and pets. They tend to stare at humans as we eat because, well, they want more food!
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Repuberty
This happens to almost every young liberal. Between the ages of 27 and 39, he suddenly discovers a conservative talk show or stumbles on a conservative discussion that gets him thinking like a Republican. Shame!
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Free Balding
This is when a bald man foregoes wearing a hat or wig when going out in public. It usually occurs when the dude has to wash his hat or wig.
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Lightweight Reader
This is a person who isn't built for reading, as if he starts to fall asleep immediately right after opening a book.
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The Airport Effect
Ever notice how people at the airport try to look all serious and busy, as if they're important? Yeah... it's the airport effect!
10:
Phone Yawn
Take your phone out in the middle of a busy crowd and take note of how many other people follow suit. Guess what. You just did a phone yawn!
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Granny Spam
This of course refers to all the annoying emails relatives -- particularly Mom and Grandma -- send you. They usually contain a subject line that starts like this: "FW: FW: FW: FW".
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First World Injury
This indicates an injury only likely to occur in a developed nation. For instance, accidentally running into a pole while texting is a first world injury.
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Microsoft Minute
This term mocks how Windows usually claims it'll take 40+ minutes to finish installing, but it ends up finishing in half the time or quicker.
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Vehicular Hypochondria
This is a car dude who freaks out over his car all the time, though it's working just fine. Dude, your engine light coming on doesn't mean it's the end of the world!
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Panda Eyes
Your parents probably had this a lot while you were growing up. Panda eyes are basically eyes with humangous dark circles around them that indicate the person needs more sleep.
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Yelpie
Some of your friends might be yelpies -- people with bad taste in food who for some reason think they're Chef Gordon Ramsay. Thus, they write totally worthless restaurant reviews on Yelp.
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Telephobia
In this day and age of cell phones, a lot of people have succumbed to telephobia: the fear of making or receiving traditional telephone calls.
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Stack Of Shame
This occurs when an addicted gamer falls so behind that he builds up a 'Stack of Shame,' as in a stack of unopened games. Dude... play faster!
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DudeBro
This is a very annoying young person who has the tendency to use both the terms 'Dude' and 'Bro' in the same sentence: "Dude, I think we should go to taco bell, bro!"
