Things Not To Post On Facebook
#15 What You Are Eating
Have you checked out yourself when you are eating? It's not a pretty pic so don't make your friends suffer by posting pics of you eating. Save our appetites please
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15:
What You Are Eating
Have you checked out yourself when you are eating? It's not a pretty pic so don't make your friends suffer by posting pics of you eating. Save our appetites please
14:
Your Diary Entry
Facebook is not a place to tell all of your business to. Do not post how you just broke up with your BF and why. If the 'see more' is at the bottom of your post you shouldn't be putting that on as a post.
13:
Those Dang Animal Games!
I don't know how many times I have requested people to not post what animal game they are playing I still get requests and still see those posts saying they have fed their pig. Really? Don't you have a job?
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Those Lovely Drunk Pics
Never (and this is coming from personal experience) post those drunk pics of you on your Facebook page. Instead of drunk dialing you're actually drunk Facebooking
11:
Kids Don't Post Those Fs On Facebook
Parents are getting smarter than you think. They have your passwords (all 5 of them) and they will see that report card filled with Ds and Fs. No wonder you ended up with those kind of grades.
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Don't Admit Your Luv For Justin Bieber
Please do not admit how in love you are with Justin Bieber on your Facebook status when you clearly are old enough to be his mother.
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We Don't Wanna Know Level Completed on FB
We love video games as much as the next person however we don't need to see every five minutes a post about which level you have completed on the video game you have been playing for the last twenty-four hours. Especially if you are in your early 30's and still living in mommy's house.
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Don't Post New Items When You Owe Money
'Didn't I just loan her $50?!' Please do not post on your status that you bought something super expensive when you owe your sister, brother, or best friend some money. Don't come to family dinner on Sunday.
7:
TMI!
Me and all of your 502 friends do not need to know who you are cheating on your boo thang with. One of those friends will tell your actual boyfriend/girlfriend....just sayin
6:
Your Hate For Your Job
'Ugh I can't stand this job!' Post that to your Facebook and guarantee you will not be going to a job the next day. Do not post how much you hate your job especially when you got it yesterday.
5:
That Is Not You On That Facebook Pic!
It is so easy to hide behind a laptop and create a persona that is nowhere near what you really are but boo eventually you will have to come face to face with whoever you are attempting to impress. Save yourself 'the look' once you meet in person and post who you really are or don't post a pic at all.
4:
Never Post Knock-off Stilettos
It really doesn't matter what name is on those hot stilettos you feel like rocking but posting a pic of them on Facebook and saying they are Louboutins when in actuality they are Lou-Lous will just make you look silly!
3:
DO NOT Post What You Stole
As tempting as it may be posting something you just stole is probably not the best thing to do considering the police are on Facebook too.
2:
Pic Of You In Your Bathroom Mirror
Facebook is not a place to get scouted for The Next Top Model! Please reframe from posting those cheesy bathroom pics of you with those ashy lips poking out!
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Never Post That Awful Picture Of That On FB!
Ok so grandma is going through her sewing stage and seems to be proud of what she has made for her little Tommy; she would be very disappointed if you don't put it on to see if it fits. But just because you tried it on doesn't mean you have to post it on Facebook not unless you enjoy getting cool points deducted. This will be guaranteed jokes from all of your 1,324 Facebook friends.
