Men: What Your Favorite Bar Drink Says About You

#15 Wine

 
With a variety of options, this can be a very elegant choice for dinner or when having company over. But at the bar it is best to choose something else.
 

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15: Wine
With a variety of options, this can be a very elegant choice for dinner or when having company over. But at the bar it is best to choose something else.
14: Brandy
To step it up a notch from wine, this is a good choice. The respect associated with brandy is well earned.
13: Jagermeister
This is a very party-oriented choice. When someone says "Jagger Shots!" it is about to get wild.
12: Beer
By far the most popular of drinks. This is the best choice to stay under the radar, as people tastes vary widely. Just be careful not to go too cheap...
11: Light Beer
This will be universally understood as someone who can't hold his liquor, or someone who is watching their figure. Order carefully...
10: Pabst
If you want to be seen as a hipster or maybe the cheapest guy around, this is a great choice. Just do yourself a favor and order a glass of water next time.
9: Gin and Tonic
Pretty well respected drink to have in hand. This might not set you apart, but it does show you have a unique taste.
8: Cognac
Cognac and cigars go together like peanut butter and jelly. This shows off someone's gusto of the finer things in life.
7: Tequila (shot)
As with anything that is shot, this spells out trouble. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
6: Rum and Coke
Never a bad choice. Simple, but above the average guy carrying a drink. This shows off a guy with some taste.
5: Pina Colada
Tropical drinks of all kinds usually send out a message. I AM FAAA-BULOUS! If you are there to find women, better keep browsing the menu.
4: Cosmopolitan
If you're ordering one of these, the ladies are thinking you wish you were with Samantha and Carrie on Sex and the City.
3: Martini
Shaken, not stirred. Albeit a popular phrase from a well-known character, James Bond, it is best to have it stirred. Shaking a martini will bruise the liquor and change the flavor.
2: Whiskey
Have this drink in hand and you will tell people that you are a man of taste. It is not everyone who can drink whiskey straight.
1: Scotch neat
Have a nice 18 year scotch in your hand and you will exude manliness. This is perhaps the toughest drink a man can have.