Men, What Your Dog Says About You

#14 Mastiff

 
I am big and I know it, so you better watch what you say to my face. Don't worry though, i won't bite.
 

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15: Chihuahua
I can be yappy and annoying. It is not my fault that I have much to say and nobody who will listen to me.
14: Mastiff
I am big and I know it, so you better watch what you say to my face. Don't worry though, i won't bite.
13: Bulldog
I am tough and nobody better mess with me. But just between you and me, I wouldn't hurt a fly unless commanded to.
12: Doberman
Faithful to the bone. Intimidating as all hell, but obedient to the one I love. There is nothing I wouldn't do for that person.
11: Beagle
Food! Food! Food! Play! Play! Play! I never get tired of that routine! Is it even possible to?
10: Golden Retriever
I dare you to find a thing I cant have. I will do just about anything to fetch my goals.
9: Saint Bernard
Big and helpful, you can count on me to be there for you. Whether its a shoulder to cry on or a skiing emergency.
8: Pitbull
I am tough, can't you see? There is a reason I always go to the gym and have all these big muscles.
7: Labrador
All I can think about is playing. My attention span is very short, but I am still tons of fun!
6: Schnauser
I really am full of myself, just look at all the time I spend on my appearance. Perfectly trimmed all the time!
5: Husky
"Girl, look at that body" is what they say when they look at me. After all, I work out!
4: Dalmatian
I do not see black or white. I am understanding of everyone, as long as you can be my friend.
3: Wiener dogs
I am different, but I am fine with it. Say what you may, you will not be able to hurt me.
2: Australian Shepherd
I will do whatever you command me to. I am especially good at putting people in their place.
1: German Shepherd
Always attentive and ready for anything. You can count me in for whatever you want to do.