Men, What Your Car Says About You
#14 Corvette
I am down to Earth, practically touching it. All the curves you see are from countless hours at the gym. Mister T approves!
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15:
Mustang
I am as fast as a race horse. My sleek looks and powerful roar give me reason to be confident.
14:
Corvette
I am down to Earth, practically touching it. All the curves you see are from countless hours at the gym. Mister T approves!
12:
Mercedes Benz
Expensive taste is not my only forte. Hang around and see what life is really all about.
11:
Toyota Prius
I care deeply about the planet Earth, and all the creatures that inhabit it. Just not quite ready to go fully green.
10:
Chevy Volt
I want to help the planet, but I do not want to look like a sissy doing it. With this I can at least fool some people.
9:
Minivan
I come loaded, but unfortunately it ain't money. Even if it was, you probably can't have me.
8:
Working van
I swear I have a candy business that I operate out of my van. I honestly swear that's all it is.
7:
Bugatti Veyron
If you see me, you are allowed to drool. I am everything that you want to be. Probably have everything you want, too.
6:
Geo Metro
I live with my mom, but its cool, she lets me stay up after 10 on most nights. Unless we have to go to church the next day.
5:
Truck
I dun told ya for the last time, I ain't gonna marry ma' cousin. At least not 'til I catch me that 10 point buck I seen.
4:
Monster Truck
I have an inferiority complex. If I can't crush other cars and only take up one lane of the road, then I might as well walk.
3:
Mazda RX7
Can you tell that Fast and the Furious was my favorite movie? No? Well, that's a relief!
2:
Jeep Cherokee
I am all about adventure, and I will go anywhere to find a good heart-pumping thrill.
1:
Honda Element
I just wanted a car that looked exactly like the ones I drew when I was in kindergarten.
