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#15 Incomprehensible tweets...

 
Maybe you really like haikus. We don't know. All we know is we have no idea what you're talking about. Courtney Love, we are talking about you...
 

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15: Incomprehensible tweets...
Maybe you really like haikus. We don't know. All we know is we have no idea what you're talking about. Courtney Love, we are talking about you...
14: Your credit/debit cards
Tweeting pics of your credit/debit cards is not only pointless, but it's pretty dumb, too.
13: The word swag...
Please, seriously, it's old, annoying and just ridiculous. We don't care how much swag u got.
12: Your popularity...
We really don't care about how many followers you have, or what your Klout score is. Sorry, we just don't.
11: Passive Aggressive Tweets
We got it, you have a beef with someone. Take it up with them, and leave it off of Twitter, okay?
10: Overly emotional tweeting...
TMI!! We don't need to know about your latest break-up, your fights or anything that personal!
9: Constant Updates
We know you want to look really cool and important, but can you tone it down, just a little, please?
8: Foursquare Tweets
We're kinda tired of seeing your Foursquare check-ins throughout the day.
7: Instagram Overloads
Seriously, do you really need to post 25 instagrams in a day? Keep it to one a day, please!
6: Workout Tweets
Yay, you went to the gym. Congratulations. Do you really need to tell everyone about it?
5: Drunk Tweets...
We really, really don't need to see your drunken tweets. Turn your phone off!
4: Bragging
Really, we don't need any more reminders about how rich, pretty, skinny, cool you are. We got it.
3: Your food
We really don't want to see or hear about what you're eating - please, just put down the phone and eat.
2: RT plz? No!
Please, for the love of all that is holy, stop asking for people to RT your tweets. We don't need to see your posts again and again and again...
1: Hashtag abuse
Seriously, enough with the hashtags. If your post has more than one (and even that can be too many) stop, please, just stop!