Made In Russia: FAILS
#10 Road Driving is Boring
It is absolutely ridiculous to think that when you have a road an antique ready to fall apart vehicle to use the road instead of an uneven hillside area. It would have missed the point if it was on the road though-the point in Russian drunk logic is always: damage.
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Road Driving is Boring
It is absolutely ridiculous to think that when you have a road an antique ready to fall apart vehicle to use the road instead of an uneven hillside area. It would have missed the point if it was on the road though-the point in Russian drunk logic is always: damage.
9:
A Walk in the Park
It is not a good sign that the guy didn't even scream. First thing that comes to your head is that he is unable to. But truth is, my friends, he just doesn't want to.
8:
Pool Party
And what do we need to start a fight when there is a water nearby. Get someone wet. And when you got a pool nearby and a couple of heated up countrymen of Stalin, it becomes inevitable as sunrises and sunsets.
7:
Tarzan is Not Russian
And apparently Spider-man isn't also. But you can't really blame the guy, I mean, it was unlikely that the whole thing would go so good that he would actually reach the bridge swinging. Well, he sure reached the bridge. He definitely had a taste of it.
6:
Crushed by a Giant Reel
There are no monsters in Russia because the living conditions are too bad for them. There they have old Soviet machinery and tools from the war that from time to time devour people. An unknown dangerous territory is Russia. Poor cameraman.
5:
He is Okay
So, he woke up, brushed his teeth with vodka, had a vodka shower and drank vodka for breakfast. Then he decided to go for a walk in the park but to do it faster used the window. The collision between his legs was itchy a bit but yeah...it was okay. Happens every time.
4:
"I am Late for Work! Hurry, car! Hurry!"
Well, who is the foolish architect who decided to make one part of the city taller than the other? Citizens are forced to deal with difficult moments like this, when time is pressing against you, or maybe it is a whole bucket of vodka drunk in the case.
3:
Life is Too Short to Use The Stairs
But then again, if your life overs, while avoiding the stairs, what is the point of all that time, right? The important thing is that a Russian man+vodka equals immortality and very unbreakable bones. Hitler had no chance. Really none.
2:
Motherland Gas Station
And this is how an ordinary vodka addict tries to blow up a whole in the earth-by attempting to ignite a fuel tank. Anyway, shovels take too much time and they are not so cool. Oh, Russians know, believe us.
1:
Russian Goes To Work
He is taking the shortcut. Remember, Russians are free-runners from the day they are born, the only problem is some of them have a too life-damaging experience before they can develop their potential.
