Hilarious Pick Up lines
#10 "If I were a fly, I would land on you... because you are the shit"
Guys you might think that sounds smooth. Nah.. it just sounds corny.
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"If I were a fly, I would land on you... because you are the shit"
Guys you might think that sounds smooth. Nah.. it just sounds corny.
9:
"Did you spray your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them"
A bit too forward for sure. However, it is somewhat funny. Don't you think, Ladies?
8:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
A bit scary and aggressive. Could also be a turn on! :)
7:
"You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
He has got the wheels even if his sense of humor is a bit lacking.
6:
"Your name must be Gillette, because you are the best a man can get."
A poor joke or a clever one. Time to raise that eyebrow and brush it off with a half-smile.
5:
"You remind me of a parking ticket…because you’ve got FINE written all over you!"
Time to roll your eyes!! Guys only use this line as a joke
4:
"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive."
We think he is trying too hard to sound geeky. What a nerd!
3:
“I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”
One way to be both self-deprecating and insulting!
2:
“If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
A line from a Britney song. Not bad but not all that inventive.
