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#15 Getting Off on the Wrong Foot
There are many ways to ruin a first date, and this is one of them. Of course if your date is on the same boat, then it will just be a match made in heaven.
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Getting Off on the Wrong Foot
There are many ways to ruin a first date, and this is one of them. Of course if your date is on the same boat, then it will just be a match made in heaven.
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Followers
Remember that time that facebook changed the first time? And how about the second time? Yet more people keep using it.
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Any Football Fans Out There
This statement is funny and true. On the other hand, Manning is a great player, so we will just have to see what happens.
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Over-Tweeting
There are just some people that tell you about every single thing they do. You too can become one of those people.
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Twilight Critics Speak Up
Just because you tweet this doesn't mean you hate Twilight. So don't over-analyze and tweet away.
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Genius
We all have those moments, when we can't remember that password. This is a great way to fix that problem.
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Good Advice
Have a friend who is always sleeping in class? Send them this idea and get them out of hot water.
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Sound Familiar?
Now don't lie and say you never did this. Leave it to Mark to start adding new things to make this program useful.
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Winning
Intriguing how sometimes the roundabout way is the easiest thing to do. Can you think of other examples?
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History
Ever wonder what the future generations will think of us? This would be a very true statement if all written historical data is wiped out.
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Not in my Vocabulary
Next time someone accuses you of being a quitter, send this message to them. It will make them at least smile.
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One Liner
This might be a great way to get your friend to crack a smile. If you stop and think about it, it would probably be true.
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When Technology Fights Back
There are times that the very technology that is created to make our lives easier can annoy us. This is an example of it, along with the windows update message.
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Mathematical Fun
There is nothing wrong with having a little fun with numbers and charts. This message will also work changing "wife" to "girlfriend."
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The Way Things Go
It might be a little outdated, but observational humor is always a great way to get someone to crack a smile.
