Facebook Status FAILS
#15 Zero
A billion times zero sounds like it would be a big number! But if you passed second grade math you'd realize it's still zero.
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Zero
A billion times zero sounds like it would be a big number! But if you passed second grade math you'd realize it's still zero.
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Troll Parents
Turning parenting into a game is amusing! First step zombie baby. Next step Frankenstein toddler.
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Heartbroken Girl
Timing is everything when someone goes through a breakup. But sometimes you really need to know if the assignment is due tomorrow.
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Hair Talk
Be careful who you gossip about on facebook! Even if it's just about their hair. People have friends, and 167 people will stand behind them with a BURN.
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History Teachers
When history teachers get bored, they find things to do. Like recreating history on a website designed to get away from school.
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Lifeguards
The lifeguard may be onto your drinking habits, but you're distracting her from the job!
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Oh The Irony
Do you ever have a bumper stickers that don't apply to you? Rethink it before you become someone's status!
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Weight Loss
Did you know that burning the food is how people figured out how many calories were in it? How many calories are you?
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Grammar
Learn to use it. Especially when you end up with an epic mistranslation that could cause some kinky creep to come along.
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I've Done My Waiting
Any Harry Potter reference on a daily basis is fine with us! Hungry? You don't deserve to wait, you've done your waiting!
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Crayons
Facebook status can be so fun to watch. even when you're not apart of the conversation. Our favorite is when a know-it-all gets owned.
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Parents
When your parents get facebook, and don't know how to use it, false facebook info can cause confusion.
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What's Your Schedule?
The girl is just trying to have a public moment with an old flame, why you trollin'?
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Hot Or Not
When the next generation gets a hold of facebook too soon... make sure you're around to bring them back to their age group!
