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"Have you heard the new hipster joke?" "I have it on vinyl"
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Vinyl
"Have you heard the new hipster joke?" "I have it on vinyl"
14:
Cold
Hipsters aren't worried about the common cold, it's way too mainstream.
13:
Subway
Why do hipsters love the subway? ...Because it's underground.
12:
Rivers
Why do hipsters hate rivers? ... Because they're too mainsteam!
11:
Album
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy its album?
10:
Never Heard It
Why is a deaf hipster the best kind of hipster? ... because they like bands they've never even heard of.
9:
Ice
Why do hipsters like ice? ... because it was water before it was cool.
8:
First!
"Who was the first hipster?" "Don't worry, you've probably never heard of him"
7:
Bar
So a hipster walks into a bar and, well, you've probably never heard of it.
6:
Summertime
Hipsters start wearing jackets in the Summer before it's cool.
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Underground
Every hipster wants to die before the next ice age. That way, they will be underground before it's cool.
4:
Happy Holidays
The Flintstones are hipsters because they celebrated Christmas before Christ was born.
3:
McFly
Marty McFly is a hipster because he knew his parents before he was born.
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Joke
There are a lot of good hipster jokes but they're all too mainstream.
1:
Burn
How did the hipster burn his mouth? ... He ate the pizza before it was cool!
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