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Best Hipster Jokes

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"Have you heard the new hipster joke?" "I have it on vinyl"
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15: Vinyl
"Have you heard the new hipster joke?" "I have it on vinyl"
14: Cold
Hipsters aren't worried about the common cold, it's way too mainstream.
13: Subway
Why do hipsters love the subway? ...Because it's underground.
12: Rivers
Why do hipsters hate rivers? ... Because they're too mainsteam!
11: Album
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy its album?
10: Never Heard It
Why is a deaf hipster the best kind of hipster? ... because they like bands they've never even heard of.
9: Ice
Why do hipsters like ice? ... because it was water before it was cool.
8: First!
"Who was the first hipster?" "Don't worry, you've probably never heard of him"
7: Bar
So a hipster walks into a bar and, well, you've probably never heard of it.
6: Summertime
Hipsters start wearing jackets in the Summer before it's cool.
5: Underground
Every hipster wants to die before the next ice age. That way, they will be underground before it's cool.
4: Happy Holidays
The Flintstones are hipsters because they celebrated Christmas before Christ was born.
3: McFly
Marty McFly is a hipster because he knew his parents before he was born.
2: Joke
There are a lot of good hipster jokes but they're all too mainstream.
1: Burn
How did the hipster burn his mouth? ... He ate the pizza before it was cool!
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