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Conspiracy
It's all part of the one-world government's conspiracy to prevent us from educating ourselves!
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Killer Cat
If your cat is holding up a knife and licking his paws in excitement (all while staring at your yummy flesh), then yeah... he probably wants to kill you!
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McCarthy Time!
It's times like this that we wish Joseph P. McCarthy were still alive to root out the Commis!
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Snack Time
Considering the size of a giraffe, the notion of one eating a toy jet is probably no different than the notion of one of us eating a pretzel!
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Microwave Jesus
Dude, he can more than just microwave a burrito. Using his mind, he can turn it into a friggen chalupa . . . yeah, bro!
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Color-Changing Goldfish
Um... either your goldfish is evolving into a new, color-changing species, or somebody has been ashing their cigarettes in your fish bowl!
