Best Engrish Fails
#15 Zombie Zombie Zombie
This could be a list of bands or art house movies or something. But we've decided that it's some crazy whack Engrish. Zombie!
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Zombie Zombie Zombie
This could be a list of bands or art house movies or something. But we've decided that it's some crazy whack Engrish. Zombie!
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Fantasy World
Maybe this isn't Engrish. It could possibly be some kind of weird haiku that we just don't understand.
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Splush
Splush is not the problem of the age. We have absolutely no idea what "splush" is, but apparently you don't get it by growing old.
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Is this Racist?
So this sign was posted at a Tae Kwon Do studio in Indiana. We really want to believe it was done by mistake or at least ignorance. Otherwise, that's just straight up racist.
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For Men
Seriously, we don't even know what design wax is, but we certainly don't need it to be wild and beautiful. Americans have that naturally.
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Distinguished Guests
We think they might mean on your left-hand side. But, who knows? Maybe they want you to carry the elevator around.
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Classic Engrish
This is one of the most famous Engrish quotes ever. If you played video games in the 80s or you were a net geek in the 90s, you already know this one.
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Ant Hills
Translation: don't mess with the ant hills or you'll get a fine. So, they must really like ant hills in Asia or something.
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Water Park
This sign was posted at a water park. It obviously has something to do with using entry tickets, but we have no idea what you're supposed to do with those tickets.
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Thanks the Cooperation
Seriously, we're impressed by any Asian who can speak a word of English because we certainly don't know Chinese or Japanese or any other Asia language. But, dude, come on!
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Fasting Food Menu
If this menu just made the mistake of saying "fasting food" instead of "fast food," it would still be funny. But just check out the items on the menu. What is that stuff? Potato toast?
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Yammy School
Do they mean "yummy"? Are these school meals? Man, we just have no idea what's going on here, but it looks tasty.
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Fresh Flesh
We have two possible interpretations of this: it could mean the flesh of the orange, which is just a weird way to put it, or it could mean that the orange is "fresh" and someone replaced the "r" with an "l." Again, potentially racist, but we prefer to think it was unintentional.
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Restrooms
We're going to take a crack at this: there used to be one restroom, but now there is one for men and one for women, so don't mistakenly go into the wrong one. Sound good?
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Video Game Pencils
A collection of excellent Engrish originally found in video games. Now available on handy #2 pencils.
