Annoying Things Your Friends Do That Make You Want To Die
#14 They Always Borrow Your Things
Books, pens and CDs/movies are okay, but if you let your friends get out of control, it gets pretty weird. The worst is catching your friend using your toothbrush... or falling asleep in your bed.
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They Never Stop Talking About Their Exes
Normally, if your friend breaks up with their ex, they'll enter a hibernation state and never talk to you for a long period of time. But even two years after that point, when things have settled, they'll never shut up about the person they used to be with. Even if they're married.
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They Always Borrow Your Things
Books, pens and CDs/movies are okay, but if you let your friends get out of control, it gets pretty weird. The worst is catching your friend using your toothbrush... or falling asleep in your bed.
13:
They Forget Everything
It's a pretty sad moment to see it happen but there have been a few times where your friends have actually forgotten it's their birthday. It makes surprise birthday parties and Facebook walls very awkward.
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They're Better Friends With Your Parents
What's one of the weirdest experiences in the world? Coming home to notice your friend is watching soap operas with your Mom and their sharing a bowl of popcorn. At least it's better than them playing golf with your Dad every Sunday right?
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They Stand Too Close To You In Public
We all have our zones and friends like to break those zones, even when they're sweating like they live on the sun and shouldn't really shake their hair in your face when you can practically feel their breath.
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They're Always Sleeping On Your Couch
Yeah, they probably still stay at their parents and have a gigantic bed with at least 10 pillows but they always prefer your couch. They'll even sometimes steal your pillows when you're sleeping.
9:
They Always Talk About Facebook
Average conversation: "Remember that guy named Brian back in high school? Yeah, he's married now to Chelsea who used to be Class President and also dated Mike who used to be your friend. He just changed his Facebook status..."
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They Always Sing Along To The Most Annoying Songs
Remember "Toxic"? Yes you do. And by now, you probably know the words to "Call Me Maybe" by heart thanks to a certain someone who sings along to their ringtone 24/7.
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They Can't Cook
While you can cook a full meal, it's rare to find that one of your friends can actually make Kraft Dinner, or toast and eggs for that matter. No wait - boil water.
6:
They Never Have Any Money
You plan a full night out - grub, movies and a party at a friend's loft - and at all three you notice that your friend asks you pay every time because they bought that indoor swimming pool for their apartment.
5:
They Don't Have An Inside Voice
It could be because they were always loud as a kid and a child it's probably from the fact that they've been to many bars and concerts that they feel they should talk loud all the time. Even when they're in the bathroom.
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They Always Make Loud Phone Calls
The boyfriend/girlfriend, Mom or Dad, their other friends, their teacher, their boss, their long lost cousin - no matter who it is, it always seems like they're yelling at the top of their lungs like they're trying to rein-act scenes from Braveheart.
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They Always Blow Cigarette Smoke In Your Face
It's bad enough you have to stand outside with them in the freezing cold so they can smoke but this? This draws a line. A very thin one they always cross.
2:
They Never Cover Up When They Cough/Sneeze
You don't mean to sound like the old grandmother in a situation like this, but you have to. Why? This is usually how you get deathly sick.
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They Never Text Back
Even if you were getting robbed and having your house burned down, your friends probably wouldn't respond until they felt like it or remembered.
