15 Signs You Really Are A Hipster
#14 You Own More Than One Bike
You have bikes meant for a trip to a friend's house, for a shopping trek on the weekend, for a ride in the country and even one to go to the beach with. To you, their speeds mean nothing.
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You're A Vegetarian
Real men and women eat meat. You disagree and prefer more healthier alternatives that are made of soy or are organic. The reason for the switch in diet? You don't really have one...
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You Own More Than One Bike
You have bikes meant for a trip to a friend's house, for a shopping trek on the weekend, for a ride in the country and even one to go to the beach with. To you, their speeds mean nothing.
13:
Summer Scarves Are "In"
Toques and knits can sometimes be disregarded in the summer and even though your scarves are winter-only, you think they're needed for when the nights get a little chilly.
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You've Bought Dinner Napkins Before
We're not talking about the normal white paper napkins you get when you're also buying red cups or paper plates, but actual dinner napkins you'd find at your grandmother's house.
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You Have More Plaid Shirts Than T-Shirts
Take a look at your wardrobe. If this is the case, you probably own shirts of different colors for different occasions. If things really are on another level, you probably own plaid pillows or a plaid microplush Snuggie.
10:
You Grow Ironic Facial Hair
Hulk Hogan isn't an inspiration, Western movies and old weightlifters are. And Movember? That month is pretty much your time to shine for a total of 30 days.
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You Still Use Blogger
As your novel has taken a seat, you keep up with your thoughts via Blogger even though it's more dated than trying to figure out HTML and CSS codes to design your own MySpace layout.
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You Haven't Bought A New Pair Of Jeans In Months
Jeans can be a touchy thing as some pairs are hard to tear away from, but for you, you enjoy every rip and tear. It's what makes a vintage look and brand new jeans don't give you that.
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Holidays Aren't Important Anymore
Christmas? We just get presents and eat a bunch of food, right? Easter's the same to you too - it just involves a hell of a lot more chocolate.
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You Smoke Cigarettes. A Lot.
Cigarettes never used to be your thing but now they are. You can't live without them (seriously) and the sure sign you're a hipster is the fact you prefer Camels over the ordinary brands because their ads are cool.
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Pitchfork Is Your Local Record Store
Stereogum and Alternative Press don't really do it for you and that's totally fine! You love everything that get's posted on Facebook, including that new electronic punk band from Sweden that sounds like Iggy Pop meets Animal Collective.
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You Buy A Lot Of Organic Foods
You may not have been able to catch this one right away as we all like to try new things, but if you thought about it, no one really needs organic bananas. They're just bananas.
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Vice Is Your Go-To Website
If you need daily news, videos to dig into or articles to agree with, Vice is your go-to website. Chances are, you secretly wish they'd make a daily newspaper.
2:
You Wear Nothing On Your Feet But Converse
Crocs? Toms? Flip flops? None of them are as comfy as your worn out Converse kicks that have been there for you through it all.
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You Own More Vinyl Than A Thrift Store
We all like music but not everyone has shelves or an entire wall dedicated to the vinyl you've collected over the years including new releases, oldies and rarities like the Bee Gees Greatest Hits.
