15 Most Outrageous Redneck Fixes
#14 That Looks Safe
Glass windows rarely ever break in the event of a car accident, so we're thinking this driver will be just fine! This is evolution at its best.
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15:
Ouch.
Seriously, duct tape can fix ANYTHING. The flaw: real toilet paper is actually cheaper than a roll of duct tape. Oh well.
14:
That Looks Safe
Glass windows rarely ever break in the event of a car accident, so we're thinking this driver will be just fine! This is evolution at its best.
13:
Ka-boom!
Imminent nuclear disaster? No problem. Everyone knows that school buses are built with the same impenetrable, airtight materials as fallout shelters. (Also note: The word "school" must have been too liberal/socialist because it's crossed out.)
12:
Plastic Engine Parts
Regardless of whatever engine fluid is being contained by that plastic bottle, we are 100% positive that it will melt within seconds of starting the car.
11:
Stooping to New Lows
This is sure to add great curb appeal to the house. We're wondering how they could even afford a cinderblock.
10:
Awesome Red Sportscar
There are a lot of white trash fixes going on here. I'm sure the kids—all 14 of them—love being dropped off at school in this beast.
9:
Night Vision
Something tells us this is not street legal... you think one of those flashlights works as the high beams? We doubt it.
8:
Running Hot
Something is telling us they didn't call the Geek Squad for this computer repair. Hey, if it works, it works.
7:
Redneck Timeout
This is a great example of redneck parenting at its finest. We're wondering what Mr. Ducky did to be included in the timeout.
6:
You Can Hardly Tell, Right?
Props to this redneck who actually took the time and effort to find the right color of duct tape for this body work. It's hardly noticeable...
5:
Redneck-Cycle
A new bicycle wheel is $30, but a shopping cart is free if you can wrestle it from the hands of a homeless man outside of Big Lots.
4:
Chandelier
This is what you get when you combine an interior decorating dilemma with a drinking problem. Let's hope they didn't do the wiring themselves.
3:
White Trash Limo
With only seven broken down automobiles from your front yard, you can make a white trash limousine and take the kids to 7-11 on prom night. Classy.
2:
Double Fix
This redneck fix kills two birds with one stone. Add a broken stair car to some broken stairs and you have a one functional fire escape!
1:
Road Work Ahead
Who needs highway maintenance crews when we've got rednecks and duct tape? We think it's a viable option to cut some government spending.
