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#15 What's Your Real Status?

 
Just like dating on dating sites and resumes, everyone fibs a bit on Facebook. Next time you think your friend is being less than honest, post this to their wall :)
 

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15: What's Your Real Status?
Just like dating on dating sites and resumes, everyone fibs a bit on Facebook. Next time you think your friend is being less than honest, post this to their wall :)
14: Hmmm...
There is a lot left up to interpretation with this card, so we're just going to let your imaginations run wild here...
13: Why not?
With all the advances in healthcare and abundant resources, human evolution has pretty much ended anyway. Let's go for it!
12: But it was fun...
So maybe we'll start that blog or get in shape next summer. Or maybe next summer will be another three-month long drinking binge in mom's basement.
11: Friends and family only
Let's face it: we just don't like some people as much as others, so why should we have to buy those losers booze and cake?
10: More Procrastination
We think it's actually not bad advice. Home loans, serious relationships, and career-building are odd things to transition to after your wild, often-hazy undergraduate years.
9: It happens
Have you ever liked somebody and then talked to them about that awesome trip they took loooooong before you knew them? Yeah, that probably didn't go well.
8: Here, here!
Ever had a friend that just couldn't take a joke? You could send them this for a lesson in keeping it real. But they probably wouldn't get it.
7: Better safe than sorry
We highly recommend memorizing the alphabet backwards. It's much much easier than you think and can really save you from an awful weekend.
6: Wise words
We can't remember exactly which Greek philosopher said this, but he was certainly well ahead of his time.
5: Uh oh.
So is owning the entire Billy Joel discography a good or a bad thing?
4: TGIF
We recommend sending this to either your favorite drinking buddy or the best doctor in town, depending on your current state of health.
3: It's also illegal.
Sad, but true. If assault and battery wasn't such a serious crime, we'd all be much less tense inside (and more bruised outside).
2: Been there. Done that.
Who hasn't woken up the next morning to find that regrettable text you never should have sent to your ex-lover, boss, or priest? Oh, alcohol.
1: That's accurate
So maybe it's not the most pleasant way to think about your mother or your birthday, but it IS technically true.