15 Worst Celebrity Books Ever
#15 McCaulay Culkin: "Junior"
The Home Alone kid we all love wrote a book about the struggles of child stars. It has heart, so we can't hate on him too much, but apparently it reads like a jumbled up, rambling, psychedelic diary. Plus it shares a title with that one movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger is pregnant.
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McCaulay Culkin: "Junior"
The Home Alone kid we all love wrote a book about the struggles of child stars. It has heart, so we can't hate on him too much, but apparently it reads like a jumbled up, rambling, psychedelic diary. Plus it shares a title with that one movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger is pregnant.
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Flavor Flav: "Icon"
Everyone's favorite hype-man wrote a book and called it "The Icon." It didn't get much "hype" from the critics though considering, most of it was just "FLAVA FLAAAV!" over and over again.
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Chuy Bravo: "Little Nuggets of Wisdom"
Because who wouldn't want to read a book of advice written by that little dude Chelsea Handler always makes fun of?
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Vanna White: "Vanna Speaks"
Here it is: "Vanna Speaks." She does? We thought she only smiled and flipped glowing letter cubes.
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Fabio: "Wild"
Let's face it, Fabio, the only thing "Wild" about you is the fact you can get away with only having one name... and your hair.
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Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez: "Along the Way"
Finally! Charlie Sheen has graced us with a biography! Hold up - no he hasn't. This is just his dad, Martin, and his brother, Coach Gordon Bombay. Quack, quack, quack, quack!
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Nicole Richie: "The Truth About Diamonds"
Nicole Richie wrote a novel and put herself on the cover. 'Nuff said.
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Britney Spears: "Heart to Heart"
Good ol' Britney teamed up with her mother to put out this gem. What's more surprising that Britney "writing" a book, is that it's called "Heart to Heart." Doesn't seem appropriate.
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Pamela Anderson: "Starstruck: A Novel"
Props to Pam for not just pumping out an autobiography like every other aging celeb. Wait, is it a novel? Or is her life "a novel?" Why is she on the cover? Not too sure.
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Paris Hilton: "Confessions of an Heiress"
This book is upsetting mainly because it's just another way for her to stack some extra cash on to the massive pile her family already has. Isn't that why she's famous?
5:
David Hasselhoff: "Making Waves"
The second ex-Baywatch star on this list and it's no surprise. Where'd he get the time to write a book in between eating a hamburger off of the floor and saving that babe from drowning in the breakers?
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Bristol Palin "Not Afraid of Life"
Judging by the fact that's she only 20-years-old, what life-changing knowledge could she possibly be dropping in this book?
3:
Larry the Cable Guy: "Git-R-Done"
Larry the Cable Guy shows us how badly you can kill a joke. Even when the joke is only three, wait two, words long. Can this guy even read?
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Tila Tequila: "Hooking up with Tila Tequila"
How many times can she reel us in by being provocative? First MySpace pictures, then an MTV show, and now this?! Oh wait, there's too many words in there. Not into it. Why is she famous?
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Kobe Bryant: "Thug Poet"
Okay, okay, okay, so our #1 isn't actually a book. And the album never actually came out. But we are pretty sure that Kobe Bryant isn't a thug, and positive he's not a poet. So go out there and try to listen to this hip-hopping gem before the b-ball star does everything in his power to bury it deep away in his bat-cave in hopes that no one can listen to it ever again.
