World's Funniest (Looking) Hipsters
#14 Middle Mullet
Listen up, it's like a mullet, except I want the party running right down the middle and the business on both sides.
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15:
Shoelace Hair
No one has ever thought to tie hair with shoelaces. I'd better document this so the whole world can see!
14:
Middle Mullet
Listen up, it's like a mullet, except I want the party running right down the middle and the business on both sides.
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Hair "style"
Remember that hair style Patrick Dempsey had in the mid-80s. You could totz rawk that look.
12:
Hipster Bike
Hipsters love bikes. For some reason, though, they always go for models that aren't very efficient.
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Hipster Cred
Sir, we need to check your credentials. We see tape on unbroken glasses, a bandana, and a shirt from a band that we've never heard of. Please enter the party and enjoy your stay.
10:
It Comes in Many Forms
The key thing to remember about hipsters is that ridiculous equals good. This guy pretty much nailed it with that haircut.
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Poor Dog
This would be funny... except that the dog will probably have to live with this guy for the next decade or so. Poor thing.
8:
Hot and Cold
OK, bro. The two girls are wearing sleeveless shirts, so why are you wearing a jacket? We think someone's trying too hard to look fashionable. A sure recipe for failure.
7:
You Must be Kidding
We stopped to ask this girl if she was kidding. She said she wasn't, but we're pretty sure that was a joke. Come on, we hated those glasses when our mom made us wear them in fourth grade, and we refuse to believe you're wearing them for real now.
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Potty Dance
This is the potty dance. It doesn't really require much skill. Just put on a weird outfit, drink a bunch of water, and then try to act like you're too cool for the restroom. That's the potty dance!
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Party Checklist
Let's consult the party checklist before we go out: two pair of glasses? Check! Two tattooed forearms? Check! Awesome scarf? Check... kinda! Creepy mustache? We're good to go!
4:
No Concept
We interpret this as: no concept of how to buy a pair of glasses that don't make my face look like two TV screens.
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Little Girl Cute
We're pretty sure there's a pretty woman under this little girl costume... but we're not going to try finding out.
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Future's So Bright
If your future's so bright you have to wear shades, at least get some that aren't neon. OK?
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Hipster Impersonators
Hey, dude? That whole Robert Downey Jr thing isn't really working for you. Hey, dudette? Olivia Newton John just called, she wants her Grease hair back.
